Ms.YLIME

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

not-austincarlile:

Austin doesn’t want to be your boyfriend, obviously.

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

owmeex:

Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

sogaysoalive:

Canada seems pretty cool

sogaysoalive:

Canada seems pretty cool

Me: So, how do you feel about gay marriage being legalised?
Mom: It's disgusting and wrong.
Grandma: I don't agree with it. The bible says that it should be a man and a woman.
Me: The bible also said that a snake could talk.
Mom: ...
Grandma: ...
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
raptorific:

Fun fact!

raptorific:

Fun fact!

xxxmiss-sunshinexxx:

tittiesandbitches:

shantrozay:
Aye spider woman


Wooahhh girrrrll 😵👌

xxxmiss-sunshinexxx:

tittiesandbitches:

shantrozay:

Aye spider woman

Wooahhh girrrrll 😵👌